Saturday, January 20, 2007

Welcome to the Get It Your Damn Self Cafe

Glad you're here, even though it was probably a complete accident on your part. Being here by accident is a condition many of us share, I'm sure, though I can't say for sure that I'm one of us. I did get here by sheer luck, my proudest accomplishment. By get here, I mean at this station in life, with a beautiful, smart, driven wife, two of the most amazing children on the planet, enjoyable job that feeds my head and pays some bills...you know the scene: American Dream. And now, you're here. Thanks. Things just keep getting better.

The Get it Your Damn Self Cafe. Enjoy. Don't forget to tip the waitress.

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